A man is convicted of murdering a woman. The man then goes to a
lawyer and asks how much it would be to support his case. "Five
hundred dollars!" "Five Hundred dollars? I don't have that much
money! Is there anyway you can lower the price?" "Well," says
the lawyer, "I have one glass eye. Tell me which eye is the
glass one and I'll support your case for free." Immediately the
man says, "The left eye." "Wow!" goes the lawyer, "How did you
know?" The man then replies, "It's the one with the kind
expression."
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