A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alone. He walks up to her and says, �Hi there, how�s it going tonight?�
She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, �I�ll screw anybody any time, anywhere, any place� it doesn�t matter to me.�
The guy raises his eyebrows and says, �No kidding? What law firm do you work for?�
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