Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

NASA Mars Mission


NASA was interviewing professionals they were ...

I can't remember


Q. What is your brother-in-law's name?
A. Bor...

ARRIVING AT THE PEARLY GATES


Following a distinguished legal career, a man ...

In divorce court!


A man appears before a judge one day, asking f...

Lawyers and sharks


Question: Why don't sharks bite lawyers?
Answ...

Ex-widow said it


Q. And who is this person you are speaking of?...

not driving by the rules


there was a guy who was in a 20 mph zone and h...

His Arm


A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary t...

Two lions


Two lions were lying around in the jungle. One...

The Bunny and the Snake


A little blind bunny and a little blind snake ...

Jury Candidate


A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court...

Difference Between a Lawyer ...


What is the difference between a lawyer and a ...

The first profession


A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer we...

Smartest Man


A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest ...

The Lost Ball


Two lawyers, Jon and Bill, head out for their ...

One in a Million


What does a lawyer have in common with a sperm...

The stranded lawyers!


Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted is...

Defendant


Attorney: Are you the husband of the defendant...

Here's your fee schedule


A lawyer calls his client to tell him about hi...

Accurate


George and Harry set out in a trans-Atlantic h...

Did he kill you?


Attorney: What happened then?
Witness: He tol...

Only in Merry Old England


(actual trial)


A young woman who was severa...

Lawyers love sushi!


Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters ex...

Smart dog


A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were argu...

How many lawyers does


How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roo...