Attorney: Are you the husband of the defendant? I mean of the plaintiff?
Witness: I'm the wife.
Attorney: You're not working for the defendant, are you?
Witness: No sir.
Attorney: I mean, he hasn't paid you off to come in here and lie for him, has
he?
Witness: No, sir. He doesn't make that kind of money.
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