Top ten things that sound dirty in law but aren't: 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge!8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers. 7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute. 6. Is it a penal offense?5. Better leave the handcuffs on.4. For $200 an hour, she better be good! 3. Can you get him to drop his suit?2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could. And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law but isn't: Think you can get me off?
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