Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The
first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of
sneakers and started putting them on. The second lawyer looked at him and
said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!" "I don't
have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."
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