Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

corruption


At the height of a political corruption trial,...

Beautiful?


There was a lawyer and he was just waking up f...

Disorder in the Cour


Disorder in the Court: a Collection of 'Trans...

Ethical Problem


An attorney had just finished a consultation w...

A lawyer charged a client $500.00


A lawyer charged a client $500.00 for legal se...

Flood


A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the C...

Sleeping in the barn


A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were drivin...

Morticians


Three morticians were having a few drinks one ...

The will


A lawyer meets with the family of a recently d...

NYC Miranda Rights


1. You have the right to swing first. Anything...

Too Far In


A young couple is out carousing one evening. W...

When Do You Need a New Lawyer?


1. During your initial consultation he tries t...

Lawyers on the beach


Q: How come you can't find lawyers sunbathing ...

Disorder in Court


From a little book called "Disorder in the Cou...

The Case of the Smoked Cigar


A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purcha...

Nudist Campers


Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony...

Australian Condoms


An Australian goes to buy a condom at a nearby...

Because


Why should lawyers be buried 100 feet deep?
B...

Golf Love Poem


I think that I shall never see a hazard roughe...

500 lawyers in the ocean


What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of ...

Self Defense


The defendant who pleads his own case has a fo...

Frozen chickens


Judge: The charge here is theft of frozen chic...

A man went to a brain store


A man went to a brain store to get some brain ...

Farmer joe and his mule


Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recen...

Hunting Season


Washington State Attorney Season and Bag Limit...