The will


A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will.


�To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million,� the attorney reads.


�To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million.


�And finally,� the lawyer concludes, �to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would never mention him in my will, well, you were wrong.


Hi, Dan!�


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