Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers rewards


A priest settled into a chair in a lawyer's of...

Expert Advice


A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party....

Lawyer vs. snake


Q: A snake and a lawyer both got hit by a car....

Valentine's Cards


A guy walks into a post office one day to see ...

dead snake


What is the difference between a dead snake in...

Ambulances


Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?...

Mars trip


NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent...

Every hour


Did you hear about the group of terrorists tha...

Lawyer quickies 5


Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?
A: An i...

Nice Judge


Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very care...

Overly Jealous


The real-estate boss got a hot new secretary, ...

Lawyer quickies 3


Q: How do you kill 4000 lawyers?A: You build a...

Just Too Stupid


Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Custom...

tombstone


A mother and son were walking through a cemete...

A Dublin lawyer died in poverty


A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barri...

Why is a lawyer worse than


Why is a lawyer worse than a tapeworm?
becaus...

My Dad's a Lawyer


Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in sc...

Titanic


One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a...

Catch a Thief


The old adage that "It takes a thief to catch ...

Exterminating Lawyer


A truck driver used to amuse himself by runnin...

Lawyer One Liners #4


** What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? H...

Lawyers and Catfish


Know the difference between a lawyer and a cat...

Right?


Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q:...

An airliner


An airliner was having engine trouble, and the...

St. Peter


A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates....