Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allied!
Allied who?
Allied, so sue me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma-ny Knock Knock
jokes can you take!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Almond!
Almond who?
Almond the side of the law!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!
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