Knock, knock.
Get off my porch!
The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").
Get off my porch!
"knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"It's me! I cal...
Who's there?
A mister.
A mister who?
A miste...
Who's there?
An owl
An owl who?
That's my l...
Knock knock?
Who's there?
9/11!
9/11 who?
So m...
After listening to hours of countless knock-kno...
"Who's there?"
"Walter White." Of course.
Knock knock
Whos there
Broken Pencil
Broken Pen...
Because freedom rings. Bazinga!
Because freedom rings
*"Benjamin who?"*
"Benjamin"
*"Who's there"*
...
knock knock.
Who's there?
Not mommy. Ever aga...
Because freedom rings.
'Murica
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The documentary
The do...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 who?
Yo...
* Knock knock.
* Who's there?
* 9/11.
* 9/11 w...
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Interrupting co...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Salad.
Salad who?
It'...
Because I believe that the inventor of the knoc...
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interupt...
Okay, but you gotta start off.
* You: okay... ...
Come in.
I don't know if it fits here but it's...
Person 1:Knock knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
...
Tim Buckt.