Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Knock, knock.

Get off my porch!

A visit

"knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"It's me! I cal...

I just made up a joke. Knock knock...

Who's there?

A mister.

A mister who?

A miste...

Knock knock

Who's there?

An owl

An owl who?

That's my l...

too soon?

Knock knock?
Who's there?
9/11!
9/11 who?
So m...

No one liked my costume...

After listening to hours of countless knock-kno...

Knock Knock

"Who's there?"

"Walter White." Of course.

Knock knock joke

Knock knock
Whos there
Broken Pencil
Broken Pen...

"Benjamin Button"

*"Benjamin who?"*

"Benjamin"

*"Who's there"*
...

Dealing with the death of a family member

knock knock.

Who's there?

Not mommy. Ever aga...

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

'Murica

A little immature...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Europe.

Europe who...

The documentary who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
The documentary
The do...

To commemorate the day.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

9/11

9/11 who?

Yo...

For today.

* Knock knock.
* Who's there?
* 9/11.
* 9/11 w...

My favorite joke when I was a kid

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Interrupting co...

Good kid joke. Lame adult joke.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Salad.
Salad who?
It'...

Do you like Knock Knock jokes?

Because I believe that the inventor of the knoc...

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.







Interupt...

Wanna hear the best knock knock joke? Yes?

Okay, but you gotta start off.

* You: okay... ...

Knock Knock...

Come in.

I don't know if it fits here but it's...

George Zimmerman knock knock joke

Person 1:Knock knock.

Person 2: Who's there?

...

Knock, knock...

Tim Buckt.