Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Jehovah's Witnesses

They have to be the worst at knock knock jokes.

Poor Susie!

Q: Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Beca...

I know a great knock knock joke

But you have to start it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the ugly guy's house.

Knock knock.

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A joke about Batman my 4yo. brother came up with

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Batman

Batman who?...

New Knock-Knock joke?

Child: Knock Knock
Grandmother: Who's there?
Ch...

Sorry if this is a re-post but ...

Here's a great knock knock joke - but you have ...

Knock knock?

Who's there?

...It's Johnny, grandma...

A si...

Knock Knock

A: Knock Knock
B: Who's there?
A: Interrupting ...

2 for the price of 1

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To g...

First Post

Knock knock

Who's there?

Immigration, let's go.

Dr Steve Brule on Jokes

Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
"Your friend"
"But I...

Interrupting Cow's Cousin

Moo.
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Time traveli...

Knock Knock.

Knock Knock.

Who's not there?

Not me.

Knock Knock

Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked,...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Grandpa.

Shit, stop the funeral!...

Knock knock

Knock knock
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls who?
......

Knock knock

Who's there?
Obesity.
Obesity who?
Obesity is n...

Knock knock

Who's there?

Broken pencil

Broken pencil who?...

Knock knock

Whos there?

G.I JOE!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your place!



Knock knock

Who's the...

knock knock jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock knock
who's there?
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hugh who?
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Knock Knock!

**Knock Knock**

Who's there?

**Britney Spear...