Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Knock Knock

Knock knock

"Who's there?"

"The pilot, let me...

Knock, Knock... Who’s there? The Gestapo.

Gestapo who?

Ve ask ze questions, schwein.

Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Whos there
Daisy
Daisy who
Daisy me...

A math joke?

P1: knock knock.

P2: who's there?

P1: Deedee ...

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock

-Who's there?

-The plane captain.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Little Boy Blue

Little Boy Blue ...

Das Deutsch knock knock joke

German pilots are bad at knock knock jokes.

K...

Harry Potter knock knock joke

Knock knock

Who's there?

You know

You know w...

Knock Knock

Knock Knock.
Who's there
They
They who?
They se...

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ah

Ah who?

God ble...

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Ah.

Ah who?

WEREWOLVES OF LONDON

Why did Megan fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.


Knock Knock.

Whos...

Who let the dogs out?

Knock knock

knock, knock, whos there....

Not Madeleine McCann

Knock knock. Who's there?

BRAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUWWWWWWWW...

The creator of the 'knock knock' joke was awarded a prize today

Unfortunately he wasn't in to receive it

To the person who created the first "Knock, Knock" joke....

That person should totally have won the No Bell...

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there? Not billy

Knock knock..

Who's there?

With.

With who?

With whom!

Knock Knock...

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Tom Hulce.

Tom Hulc...

Knock Knock

Batman: Who's there?
Alfred: Not your parents. :D

Explosive knock knock joke

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Allah"
"All...