Knock Knock
Knock knock
"Who's there?"
"The pilot, let me...
The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").
Knock knock
"Who's there?"
"The pilot, let me...
Gestapo who?
Ve ask ze questions, schwein.
Knock Knock
Whos there
Daisy
Daisy who
Daisy me...
P1: knock knock.
P2: who's there?
P1: Deedee ...
-Who's there?
-The plane captain.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue ...
German pilots are bad at knock knock jokes.
K...
Knock knock
Who's there?
You know
You know w...
Knock Knock.
Who's there
They
They who?
They se...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ah
Ah who?
God ble...
Who's there?
Ah.
Ah who?
WEREWOLVES OF LONDON
Because she had no arms.
Knock Knock.
Whos...
Bob Jones.
Knock knock
Not Madeleine McCann
BRAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUWWWWWWWW...
Unfortunately he wasn't in to receive it
That person should totally have won the No Bell...
he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there? Not billy
Who's there?
With.
With who?
With whom!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tom Hulce.
Tom Hulc...
Batman: Who's there?
Alfred: Not your parents. :D
Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tre...
Because freedom rings.
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Allah"
"All...