Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

KNOCK KNOCK

"I am already owning one."

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Knock knock

"Knock knock"

- who's there?

"Ivor Dunnup"

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Knock knock. Who's there?

The Jews.

The Jews who?

Don't question us, th...

Water

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Water

Water Who?

...

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Britney

Britney wh...

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knock knock
who's it?
omelet.
omelet who?
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Joke

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Europe!
Europe who?
N...

Knock knock. Whose there? 9/11

9/11 who?

You said you'd never forget!

Knock Knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

Know any 9/11 jokes?

I'll start it off.

knock knock

*who's there?*...

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11....

9/11 who?

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My favorite 9/11 joke

knock knock
Who's there?
9-11
9-11 who?
You sai...

What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine.

Knock knock.

Who's ther...

Knock knock

You: "Knock knock"
Victim: "Who's there?"
You: ...

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Knock knock? Who’s there? 9/11

Knock knock?
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You s...

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

9/11.
9/11 who?
I though you'd ne...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

KEVIN!

Sally

Why did Sally fall of the swings?
Because she h...

My favorite way to respond to a knock-knock joke

Person: "Knock Knock"

Me: "Come in"

Person: "...

I just heard an old man tell this joke on live radio...

- Knock, Knock

- Who's there?

- Little Boy Bl...

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Allah

Allah Who?

ALLAHU ACKBAR!...

Knock knock?

1 Who's there?

2 Allah

1 Allah who?

2 ALLAHU...

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms.

Sorry that joke was stupid, le...