KNOCK KNOCK
"I am already owning one."
The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").
"I am already owning one."
Spring
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, w...
"Knock knock"
- who's there?
"Ivor Dunnup"
-...
The Jews.
The Jews who?
Don't question us, th...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Water
Water Who?
...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Britney
Britney wh...
knock knock
who's it?
omelet.
omelet who?
am la...
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Europe!
Europe who?
N...
9/11 who?
You said you'd never forget!
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!
I'll start it off.
knock knock
*who's there?*...
9/11 who?
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You said you'll n...
knock knock
Who's there?
9-11
9-11 who?
You sai...
Here's mine.
Knock knock.
Who's ther...
You: "Knock knock"
Victim: "Who's there?"
You: ...
Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: W...
Knock knock?
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You s...
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
I though you'd ne...
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
KEVIN!
Why did Sally fall of the swings?
Because she h...
Person: "Knock Knock"
Me: "Come in"
Person: "...
- Knock, Knock
- Who's there?
- Little Boy Bl...
Who's there?
Allah
Allah Who?
ALLAHU ACKBAR!...
1 Who's there?
2 Allah
1 Allah who?
2 ALLAHU...
He had no arms.
Sorry that joke was stupid, le...