Knock knock English joke
Series of knock-knock jokes between Guy and me:...
The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").
Series of knock-knock jokes between Guy and me:...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hulk.
Hulk w.../HULK S...
The No-Bell prize.
Because freedom rings.
Knock knock;
Who's there?
Steam support?
Steam ...
Whose there?
Jesus
Jesus who?
Behold I st...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana with no skin.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Jack
Jack who?
"Why do...
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there
Nazi
Nazi who?
Who ...
(Me -Knock knock)
(You-Whos there)
(Me-Dew)
(Yo...
Who's there?
Ask me a predictable question.
...
Who's there?
Bloop
Bloop who
Gross! what did...
"Who's there?"
"Wanda"
"Wanda who?"
"Wanda go o...
Who's there?
Eat map.
Eat map who?
NO THANKS
Bob has no hands.
-*Knock, knock*
-Whos there...
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X: Knock knock.
Y: Who's there?
X: Doctor.
What did Michael get for his birthday?
Gloves
...
player 1: whos there
player 2: hola
player 1: h...
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Knock.
Knock wh...
Because she had no arms.
Knock, Knock.
(Who's...
Smell mop.
But nobody likes Knock-Knock jokes,
*Oops the...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oink.
Oink Who?
...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Butt
Butt who?
Butthol...