Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Knock knock English joke

Series of knock-knock jokes between Guy and me:...

My son was four when he came up with this:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hulk.
Hulk w.../HULK S...

Steam Support

Knock knock;
Who's there?
Steam support?
Steam ...

Knock knock....

Whose there?


Jesus


Jesus who?


Behold I st...

From a 3yo buddy of mine (x-post from r/AntiJokes)

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana with no skin.

Thought this one up today

Knock knock
Who's there?
Jack
Jack who?
"Why do...

[offensive] jews

KNOCK KNOCK

Who's there

Nazi

Nazi who?

Who ...

Knock knock

(Me -Knock knock)
(You-Whos there)
(Me-Dew)
(Yo...

Knock knock***

Who's there?

Ask me a predictable question.

...

Knock knock [OC]

Who's there?

Bloop

Bloop who

Gross! what did...

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"
"Wanda"
"Wanda who?"
"Wanda go o...

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Eat map.

Eat map who?

NO THANKS

This is Bob..

Bob has no hands.

-*Knock, knock*

-Whos there...

Knock knock. Who's there?

A puerile, often racist subreddit run on dad jo...

Another knock knock joke

X: Knock knock.
Y: Who's there?
X: Doctor.

Michael, the kid with no hands

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves
...

knock knock

player 1: whos there
player 2: hola
player 1: h...

A man called Knock Knock knocks on a door:

Knock Knock.


Who's there?


Knock.


Knock wh...

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, Knock.

(Who's...

Knock, Knock

Smell mop.

I would tell you a joke about Jehovah witness

But nobody likes Knock-Knock jokes,


*Oops the...

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Oink.

Oink Who?

...

Joke I made in math today...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Butt
Butt who?
Butthol...