Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marvin!
Marvin who?
Marvin I wonderful!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary!
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mata!
Mata who?
Mata of life and death!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Matthew!
Matthew who?
Matthew is pinthing my foot!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maura!
Maura who?
The Maura the merrier!
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