Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Knock KnockWho's there?Ima!Ima who?Ima girl


Knock KnockWho's there?Ima!Ima who?Ima girl wh...

Knock KnockWho's there?Beets!Beets who?Beets me!


Knock KnockWho's there?Beets!Beets who?Beets m...

Knock KnockWho's there?Igloo!Igloo who?Igloo knew


Knock KnockWho's there?Igloo!Igloo who?Igloo k...

Knock KnockWho's there?Alfred!Alfred who!Alfred of


Knock KnockWho's there?Alfred!Alfred who!Alfre...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Austin!
Austin who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Thatcher!Thatcher who?Thatcher could


Knock KnockWho's there?Thatcher!Thatcher who?T...

Knock KnockWho's there?Joan!Joan who!Joan you


Knock KnockWho's there?Joan!Joan who!Joan you ...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
A...

Homeless


A guy goes up to a homeless person and says "k...

Y2k


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Y2K.
Y2K who?
I ...

Phil


Knock Knock
Who's There?
Phil
Phil who?
Ph...

Knock KnockWho's there?Maybelle!Maybelle who?Maybelle doesn't


Knock KnockWho's there?Maybelle!Maybelle who?M...

Knock KnockWho's there?Ferrer!Ferrer who?Ferrer'vrything there


Knock KnockWho's there?Ferrer!Ferrer who?Ferre...

Knock KnockWho's there?Howard Hughes!Howard Hughes


Knock KnockWho's there?Howard Hughes!Howard Hu...

Knock KnockWho's there?Says!Says who?Says me,


Knock KnockWho's there?Says!Says who?Says me, ...

Knock KnockWho's there?Whittle!Whittle who?Whittle Orphan


Knock KnockWho's there?Whittle!Whittle who?Whi...

Knock KnockWho's there?Halifax!Halifax who?Halifax you


Knock KnockWho's there?Halifax!Halifax who?Hal...

Philip


Knock,knock?
who's there?
Philip
Philip who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Dawn!Dawn who?Dawn leave


Knock KnockWho's there?Dawn!Dawn who?Dawn leav...

Knock KnockWho's there?China!China who?China just


Knock KnockWho's there?China!China who?China j...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alice!
Alice who?
...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ferdie!
Ferdie who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Chow Mein!Chow Mein


Knock KnockWho's there?Chow Mein!Chow Mein who...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lenny!
Lenny who?
...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zany!
Zany who?
Z...