Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Knock KnockWho's there?Castro!Castro who?Castro bread


Knock KnockWho's there?Castro!Castro who?Castr...

Knock KnockWho's there?Cicero!Cicero who?Cicero the


Knock KnockWho's there?Cicero!Cicero who?Cicer...

Remeber


will you remeber me tomorrow?
will you remebe...

Knock KnockWho's there?Jupiter!Jupiter who!Jupiter fly


Knock KnockWho's there?Jupiter!Jupiter who!Jup...

Knock KnockWho's there?Pasture!Pasture who?Pasture bedtime


Knock KnockWho's there?Pasture!Pasture who?Pas...

Knock KnockWho's there?Kevin!Kevin who?Kevin we


Knock KnockWho's there?Kevin!Kevin who?Kevin w...

Knock KnockWho's there?Louisiana!Louisiana who?Louisiana boy


Knock KnockWho's there?Louisiana!Louisiana who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Toucan!Toucan who?Toucan play


Knock KnockWho's there?Toucan!Toucan who?Touca...

Knock KnockWho's there?Woody!Woody who?Woody you


Knock KnockWho's there?Woody!Woody who?Woody y...

Knock KnockWho's there?Olive!Olive who?Olive none


Knock KnockWho's there?Olive!Olive who?Olive n...

Knock KnockWho's there?Paris!Paris who?Paris the


Knock KnockWho's there?Paris!Paris who?Paris t...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cherry!
Cherry who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Rosa!Rosa who?Rosa corn


Knock KnockWho's there?Rosa!Rosa who?Rosa corn...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor!
Doctor who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Rabbit!Rabbit who?Rabbit up


Knock KnockWho's there?Rabbit!Rabbit who?Rabbi...

Knock KnockWho's there?Ron!Ron who?Ron dinnertime,


Knock KnockWho's there?Ron!Ron who?Ron dinnert...

Knock KnockWho's there?Dennis!Dennis who?Dennis says


Knock KnockWho's there?Dennis!Dennis who?Denni...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Miniature!
Miniatu...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwight!
Dwight who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Ford!Ford who?Ford he's


Knock KnockWho's there?Ford!Ford who?Ford he's...

The Chicken


These are two really stupid jokes that my frie...

Sheets


Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Sheets.
Sheets wh...

Knock KnockWho's there?Button!Button who?Button in


Knock KnockWho's there?Button!Button who?Butto...

Knock KnockWho's there?Rosina!Rosina who?Rosina vase!


Knock KnockWho's there?Rosina!Rosina who?Rosin...

Knock KnockWho's there?Burns!Burns who?Durns me


Knock KnockWho's there?Burns!Burns who?Durns m...