Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amazon!
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Knock KnockWho's there?Hans!Hans who?Hans off


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Knock KnockWho's there?Don Giovanni!Don Giovanni


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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sven!
Sven who?
S...

Knock KnockWho's there?Harry!Harry who?Harry up


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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Button!
Button who...

Hockey Puck


Knock Knock:


Who's there?


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Knock KnockWho's there?Plums!Plums who?Plums me


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The Ultimate Knock Knock Joke


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Knock KnockWho's there?Louis!Louis?Louis'n up!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donald!
Donald who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Berlin!Berlin who?Berlin the


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Whatever its called


knock knock


whos there?


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Knock KnockWho's there?Bush!Bush who?Bush your


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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ketchup!
Ketchup w...

Knock knock cow


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Peat-za


Knock-Knock.


Who is there?


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Knock KnockWho's there?Tinker Bell!Tinker Bell


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