Guy's - Don't Do This On A Date


There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date...


"I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired."


"I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you."


"I used to come here all the time with my ex."


"Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour."


"I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look."


"And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest."


"I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask."


"It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am."


"I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.

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