There once was three explorers, an english explorer, a spanish explorer, and a polish explorer an idiotwere exploring an island and they got captured by vikings. The Vikings said they would kill the explorers and cut their skin off their bodies to use as boats because the Vikings boat sank. The Vikings said they would Grant each one of the explorers one big big wish. The English guy wished for a sword and he stabbed himself. The spanish guy wished for a dagger and he stabbed himself. The polish guy wished for a fork, So then the polish idiot took the fork and started stabbing little holes in himself all over his body,and said "I hope your boat sinks."
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