Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away half the nails.
"Hold it!", says Dummer."Why are you throwing all those nails away?"
"Because.", says Dum. "The heads are on the wrong end."
"You dummy!", replies Dummer."
Those are for the other side of the house!"
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