You don't know Jack...
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schit...
Horse Jokes
Why was the horse farmer arrested?
He was raising a colt.
Why the long face ?
A horse walks into a bar.
Bartender: why the ...
A farmer couldn't tell his two horses apart...
...so he tried cutting the tail off one horse. ...
A little boy and a little girl were walking home from school...
The little boy says to the little girl, "This w...
A horse walks into a bar
The bartender, fearing that the horse may start...
A dog, a pig, and a horse are in a band (Worth the read)
They are relatively unknown, and are struggling...
A man and a woman get married in the old west.
They're riding their horses out into the sunset...
Horse walks into a bar
Bartender "why the long face?"
So a man comes in a bar
Er, no, wait, I meant a horse. So a man comes i...
I wanted to grill something good for watching today's horse race
But my butcher didn't have any Belmont steaks
Three businessmen and a lawyer on a train...
There were three businessmen and one lawyer in ...
Horse Names banned by the British Horse Racing Authority
Chit Hot
Chocolate Starfish
Choke the Chicken...
Two cowboys are out riding...
Two cowboys are out riding on a dirt trail when...
The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through th...
The Goat and The Horse
There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat.
...
The Purple King
Once upon a time there was a purple king. This ...
After the Texan wedding ...
... the newlywed cowboy rides home with his bri...
A police officer pulled over an Amish couple in a buggy
"Sir, I'm going to need you to remove the strap...
Some day in Berlin
Yussel Rabinowitz and his wife Bessie were hidi...
How do you know if a woman is hot for you?
When you stick your hand in her underpants it f...
A mule walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The mule replies, "Well, my mother was a horse,...
What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey?
A half-ass joke.
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Farm Animal Band
So there is a farmer who owns many livestock, a...