Yussel Rabinowitz and his wife Bessie were hiding from the Nazis in a secluded Berlin basement.
One day Yussel decided to get a breath of fresh air, but while out walking he came face to face with Adolf Hitler himself. The German leader pulled out a gun and pointed to a pile of horse-shit in the street.
”All right, Jew!” he shouted, ”Eat that or I’ll kill you.”
Trembling, Yussel did as he was ordered. Hitler began laughing so hard that he dropped his gun.
Yussel grabbed it and said, ”Now you eat, or I’ll shoot!”
The fuhrer got down on his hands and knees and began eating. While he was occupied, Yussel sneaked away and ran back to his basement. He slammed the door shut, bolted and locked it securely.
”Bessie, Bessie!” he shouted. ”Guess who I had lunch with today!”
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