A man who has been breeding horses for his entire life has to retire due to age. He is depressed as his job was his passion so he seeks a psychiatrist about the problem.
"So what is it that burdens you?" asks the psychiatrist.
"See I used to breed horses for a living." he said and started sobbing.
"go on... " says the psychiatrist.
"Well now im to old and I can no longer breed." the man says.
The psychiatrist looks chocked, rushes up to him and goes mouth to mouth.
The man frowns and yells "I SAID BREED NOT BREATHE!!"
The psychiatrist whispers: *I know.*
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