The first man was keen to watch the grand national (horse racing).
The second man was keen to watch wrestling.
The third man was keen to watch a televised nature documentary.
And the fourth man wanted to watch christian hymns.
As they began to argue about what program to watch, the remote control got stuck down the side of the couch and the TV began flicking through the channels itself. The TV could soon be heard saying:
..."AND THEY'RE OFF"....
..."And they're on top of each other!!!"...
...In and Out, In and out...
..."And the baby was born."....
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