...the captain of a recon group has been tasked with finding the path of a nomadic herd of buffalo to feed his starving men.
Being a man who believes all men are equals, he decides to hire an Indian scout to help him.
He hires the man and begins the ride. The scout tells him, "buffalo move" and he points to the south. So they ride south. After about a days ride the scout holds up his hand.
"Halt!" he says. The captain halts his men and the scout drops down off his horse. Then the scout proceeds to lay an ear onto the ground. He grumbles and shakes his head no and mounts his horse. He continues riding south and the captain and his men follow him. After about 45 minutes the scout stops and drops off of his horse again. He lays his ear to the ground and grunts, "Hmmm...buffalo come".
The captain impressed jumps down off his horse and looks into the distance, "That is amazing my friend, how can you tell?"
The scout stands up and says, "Easy, ground all wet, ear all sticky."
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