A horse walks into a bar...
The bartender says: “It’s probably not a good i...
Horse Jokes
A horse walked into a bar...
After assessing the danger of the situation 5 m...
The Horse Race !
A guy is talking to his friend :
- I went to a...
Ever been half way through eating a horse and start to think.....
I wasnt as hungry as I thought
What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?
They get BUCKED up!
A farmer walks into a bar with a horse. He says, "I will give any of you $1,000 if you can make my horse laugh."
A man yells, "I'll take that bet," and leads th...
Today was Australia's Melbourne Cup Horse Races. And I feel so sexist towards my own gender right now.
Today was Australia's Melbourne Cup Horse Races...
Why did the horse get a DUI?
She had too many maretinis
What do you call a disputatious horse?
A naahh sayer.
Credit:14 yr old me.
Why couldn't the pregnant horse sing?
Because she was getting a little hoarse
An old farmer gets pulled over by a state trooper...
While the trooper is talking to him, he keeps s...
I bought a female horse around 10pm
What a night mare
A man goes to pick up his mail order bride.
A man goes to pick up his mail order bride.
On...
Bill was recounting the birth of his first child to Jorge.
After Jorge asked how everything went, Bill tol...
Why was the horse kicked out of the country western bar?
He was a homosexual.
I started playing water polo the other day
It was all fun and games until my horse drowned
How do you get a horse out of jail?
Hay bail.
A horse walks into a bar
The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The hor...
TIFU
Up is my horse
I own the tallest horse in town.
When I sit on it, I understand what it's like t...
A baby horse is found injured.
The cause of the injury is unknown, but foal pl...
What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?
Electron.
Also, what did the Greek warrior say...