Today was Australia's Melbourne Cup Horse Races.
Obviously it's a big achievement for Michelle Payne to become the first Woman to win the Melbourne cup, too bad she still had to ride a prince to achieve it.
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FYI:
The winner of today's race was Michelle Payne, a woman who has made one of the best quotes for female empowerment.
[Get Stuffed!](http://imgur.com/bc6kkxF)
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