A man goes to pick up his mail order bride.
On the way home the horse pulling the carriage stops in the middle of the road and starts throwing a fit.
The man gets off the carriage walks in front of the horse and firmly says, "that’s once!"
The new bride is impressed by his manliness and how he takes control.
A ways down the road the horse starts acting up again when it hears something in the bushes.
The man gets off of the horse, unafraid of what may be lurking in the bush, and tells the horse "that's twice!"
His new mail order bride is impressed by his bravery.
A short distance later they come to a bridge and the horse stops and fusses again.
The man gets off the horse says "That's three times!" He pulls out his gun and shoots the horse.
His bride is very upset declares his actions unnecessary and complains of the walk ahead.
The man looks up at her and says "that's once!"
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