Horse Jokes
Good news, The doctor says I'm health as a horse.
Bad news, she keeps using large farm animals to...
What do you call a pessimistic horse?
A Neigh-Sayer
I went to the races yesterday.
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept...
Scared Horse
What's the scariest movie for a horse?
The God...
A horse walks into a bar
The bartender asks "Why the long face?"
The ho...
A horse walks into a bar...
And the bar tender ask: "Why the long face?"
A farmer's wife tells her husband about a sign she saw in town. "Horse for sale"
A farmer's wife tells her husband about a sign ...
a man comes into a bar...
or was it a horse?
yeah i think it was a horse...
Three men die in a car crash
They find themselves at the gates of Heaven. Sa...
Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A:...
A cowboy walks into a town with a rope in his hands.
He looked really confused and when he arrived a...
What is a horse's favorite condiment?
MayoNEIGHS
MY WIFE WANTS TO LOSE WEIGHT - Funny Joke
- My wife wants to lose some weight,so she is d...
So This Horse Walks Into A Bar...
The bartender says ... " GET OUT OF MY BAR HORS...
What does an excited Japanese horse say?
Oshio des neighhhhh
A horse walks into a bar...
The bartender says "Is this some kind of joke?".
Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse?
They couldn't fit.
Chinese New Year
February 6 is the start of the Chinese New Year...
Riding a horse can be difficult. You could always choose to ride a mule instead...
but that would be half-assed.
I've recently begun living with a horse. At first, I was worried the smell might be a problem
But, you know what?
He doesn't seem to mind
How do you get down off a horse?
You don't, you get down off a duck.
Why the long face?
"A horse walks into the bar and the bartender c...