Did I tell you about the time I was going down on my grandmother?
All I could taste was horse semen...
So I thou...
Horse Jokes
I used to play water polo
But the horse drowned
My girlfriend eats like a horse.
I think it's because of stuff that happened in ...
[Long]Three Toronto surgeons were playing golf together
and discussing surgeries they had performed..
...
A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "hey." The horse said "you read my mind." Descartes was behind him and the Bartender said "hey" to him.
Descartes said "I think not" and disappeared. T...
(Dirty) The cavalry were riding through the plains with their Native American guide.
The Indian gets off his horse and puts his ear ...
What do you call something that is half horse and half pig?
A mounted police officer
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather
But not like the rest of this joke, getting bea...
What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?
A Trojan horse.
What did the mountain climber name his horse?
Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount E...
Judge: Do you mix horse meat with chicken? Defendant: Yes, my lord.....
Judge; How much.
Def: 50:50
Jud: Please elab...
A man is in the movie theatre...
And he notices what looks like a horse sitting ...
The cow says "moo", the horse says "neigh"...
The dog says "That person...Edward..."
A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says why the long face.
The horse...
What did the horse get on his blood test
B Neigh-getive
"You, the horse you rode in on AND the horses mother!"
"What about the horses father?"
"I already ment...
Stutterer walks down the street, until he encountered a dead horse.
He decided to call the police.
Police: "Police...
What's worse than stepping on a pile of horse manure?
Getting raped by a giant scorpion.
Sign protects feng mathis Arizona cardinals
Arizona cardinals in off guard back Jonathan - ...
A horse walks into a bar. ..
A horse walks into a bar and sits down.
The ba...
I once made a horse laugh and cry. (NSFW)
I told the horse I had a bigger cock.
He burste...
Want to hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell into mud.
Want to hear a cle...
What do you call a naked baby horse?
A Naked Neigh-kid
Donald Meets The Queen of England!
Together the Queen of England and Donald Trump ...
A private jet...
A private Gulf Stream jet arrives at LaGuardia ...