A farmer's wife tells her husband about a sign she saw in town. "Horse for sale"
"Listen, I need you to go to town and check on this. It would be pointless for us to get one if it can't handle the load. Give it a quick ride to make sure it's broken in, then offer a fair price."
The man leaves for town and doesn't return till nightfall.
"You've been gone all day and didn't even buy it?! What happened?"
"Well, I did like you said and made sure it was broken in. The first one bit me, the second cost too much, but the third seemed like a keeper. That didn't matter too much, cause none of them were for sale in the first place."
"How can that be? I saw the sign."
"I don't know what sign you saw, but all these whores were for rent."
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