What do you call a horse who goes freerunning?
Sarah Jessica Parkour
Horse Jokes
A joke I made up from The Revenant
Why did Glass gut the horse?
He just wanted to...
A horse hiking in deep space.
Star Trek: Deep Space Neigh.
A drunk goes to a Horse track...
and asks the a horse if he's going to win. The ...
What do you call a black horse?
A Neigh-ger
Take me to Vet.
Wife: How are you feeling?
Husband: Very sick,...
A cow moves in next door to a horse...
...the horse says, "Welcome to the neighhhhhhhh...
Why was the Mexican horse jockey so worried?
Hispanic was his race.
How Does An American Commit Suicide?
They jump off their high horse.
^^^ThisIsJustJoke
Why did the horse get a divorce?
It didn't have a stable relationship.
My kids are playing cowboys and Indians.
One is pretending to ride a horse and shoot s...
Horses have an even number of legs.
Horses have an even number of legs. Behind they...
A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout.
The two of them set off on their journey to fin...
Dumb Drunk!!!
A guy walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. Ju...
Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?
He was gelded.
What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?
A one trip pony :D
A pony walks into a bar.
"I'll have a beer" says the pony, in a raspy vo...
First grade teacher asks student what the plural of horse is
"Pregnant whores?"
A joke from my grandfather
Billy walks into the office one day looking ver...
Victorian-era newlyweds.
My grandpa told me this one today:
A victorian...
What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?
It ran to the unstable.
What cheese do you use to hide a horse?
Mascarpone!