Three men die in a car crash

They find themselves at the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter approaches them, saying "Okay, you'll get a vehicle for getting around Heaven depending on your faithfulness to your spouse".

The first man says "I never cheated on my wife, and I love her". He gets a Ferrari.

The second man says "I cheated on my wife once, but I still love her". He gets a horse.

The third man says "I cheated on my wife a couple times, but I still love her". He gets a scooter.

Soon after being allowed in to heaven, the man on his scooter sees the man in his Ferrari, crying his eyes out, and asks "What's wrong?".

The man looks up, and replies "I just saw my wife with a pair of roller skates...".

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