A joke a teacher once told me.
You wanna hear a dirty joke?
The horse fell in...
Horse Jokes
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning.
Suddenly, he is knocked almost senseless by his...
An American man is visiting the Irish countryside...
...and he comes across a farmer riding his hors...
Why are doomsday preppers so good in bed?
Everyday news from the front would trickle into...
So a depressed horse walks into a bar..
Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
An old cowboy is sitting at a coffee shop just having a cup to pass the time...
A biker comes up and says "Hey Tex, where did y...
A blonde Girl wants to tell her two horses apart
She is quite distressed. So the farmer next doo...
A Horse Walks Into A Bar
And the bartender says "Why the long face?"
Th...
A War Horse walks into a bar
and the bartender asked "Why the long film?"
I told you I was broke…
A little old lady answered a knock on the door ...
What did the bartender say to the horse?
bartender: Why the long face?
Horse: My alco...
Did you hear about the starving horse?
He was so hungry, he ate himself
What's the difference between a Cowboy and a Redneck?
The Cowboy rides their horse while the Redneck ...
I don't know why everyone is complaining about gender inequality in the film industry . . .
Just the other day I saw *several* movies starr...
A man looks to a horse for mercy...
The horse looks back and says "neigh".
Husband: I lost my wife says to Inspector
Husband: I lost my wife; she went shopping & ha...
Why would Batman always beat Superman?
because, being rich, Bruce Wayne can ride a ho...
A Man Walks Into A Bar... With a horse?
A farmer walks into a bar with a horse. He says...
Yesterday I saw a horse-drawn carriage
The proportions were a bit off but the shading ...
It's a great time to be a horse caretaker in this economy
Stable jobs are hard to come by these days.
How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?
Howdy Neigh - Brr
Made up by my 4 year old son.
What do you call a horse that lives next to you?
A Neigh-bor.
Sorry for my horrible dad joke.
which is the most negative animal in the barnyard?
the horse, because its a naysayer.
This one is about a horse
a horse steps in a puddle of mud