A biker comes up and says "Hey Tex, where did you park your horse?" The Cowboy looks up, looks the biker up and down and returns to his coffee. The Biker nudges his shoulder, ticks his hat, chuckles at the feather nestled in that old leather band....Well that old cowboy looked that greasy biker in his eyes and said "Why don't you go eff asterisk asterisk asterisk yourself?" The biker, more shocked and confused than anything, gestured to his gang and walked out the door...Now the waitress, thoroughly confused, came up to the cowboy and asked "Why did you say that?" and The Cowboy with a big ole Texas grin says "Ma'am there's ladies around."
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