...and he comes across a farmer riding his horse across a field. The man asks the farmer, "Just how much land do you own here?"
The farmer says, "I can ride my horse North for an entire day and never reach the end of my property. I can then turn East and ride for yet another day and still never reach the end of the property."
The man replies, "Oh, I had a horse like that too. I had to shoot it."
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