A Donkey And A Buick
A Donkey meets a Buick at the High Road.
"Hel...
Horse Jokes
The Honorary Degree
A rich Texan told the president of the Universi...
I use to be in a horse back riding club...
But I got kicked out for horsing around.
Three men are arguing over what to watch...
The first man wants to watch horse racing.
The ...
I was trying to understand how horse's reflexes work
And then it hit me.
So a man walks into a bar...
... and he goes straight to the bartender. He o...
A priest....
A priest, an Irishman, a horse, a gorilla, a tw...
A horse walks into a bar...
People begin to quickly, but calmly leave the b...
Why can't the pony yell?
His voice is too horse.
A horse in a bar
A horse is standing at the bar when a man walks...
So the horse walked into a bar ...
and the bartender said, "Say fella, why the lon...
Did you know that the mascot of scientology is a horse?
Because it's a colt.
A bartender walks into a stable
The horse says "Why the wrong place?"
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a white horse ran through a muddy puddle
What do you call a homeless horse?
Unstable.
I never realized how artistic horses used to be
Today someone told me there used to be horse dr...
Marylou....
A husband was sitting quietly reading his paper...
Every cheese joke I know
What did the cheese say when he looked in the m...
Horse walks into a bar...
..Barman: "Why the long face?"
What do you call a wine loving horse?
Chardon-neigh.
Nihilist Horse Walks in to a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar.
The Bartender sees su...
(long) All the knights in the Kingdom we're leaving for the Crusade.
One knight told his trusty servant,
"My bride...
Hard candy
At the horse races, the inspector observes that...
What do you call equine prostitute with sore throats?
Hoarse horse whores