At the horse races, the inspector observes that a coach is giving something to one of the horses.
Inspector:
- What is this pill?!
- This is just some hard candy. I eat them, and this horse likes them as well. Want to try?
- Well, why not...
Before the start of the race the coach tells his jockey:
- To avoid any suspicions, stay in the middle until the last lap. At the end, you should be able to overtake everybody easily. If someone is about to overtake you, don't worry, it's either me or the inspector.
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