Why can't vets use dank memes?
Because they'd get fired for beating a dead horse.
Horse Jokes
A kid asks his grandmother "How come ive never seen you and grandpa fight?..."
/ - ... I see mom and dad fight from time to ti...
Baby horse
If a baby horse is really conceited, would you ...
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons...
She mounts the horse with great effort, and the...
A horse walks into a bar...
Bartender asks 'Why the long face?'.
Big White Horse of the Prairies
A little Indian boy asked his father, the big c...
A horse walks into a bar...
... and I quickly leave, realizing the danger o...
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.
The man had just closed his eyes when a horse c...
After a horrible crime wave, the NYPD put mounted police officers on every street corner in the city.
It was an impressive show of horse.
A young man was in a relationship with a horse...
He was said to be very unstable.
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of...
A horse walks into a bar and says, “On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?”
The bartender says, “Y, the long face.”
The River Isn’t Deep :v
A stranger on horse back came to a river with w...
My dad used to beat me every night
HORSE, chess, Super Mario..
My Favorite Racist Joke
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were at the bar drink...
So a man comes into a bar.... no wait it was a horse
So a man comes into a horse
Let's Talk
A stranger was seated next to Ken on an empty f...
What do you call a slutty horse?
A Whorse
What did the horse say to Santa?
Nothing, horses can not speak.
What kind of horse makes the best companion?
A palo' mino.
What do you call a pessimistic horse?
A neigh-sayer
Two friends are sitting on a ranch,
Watching the horses graze. The first friend ask...
A hobby horse walks into a bar...
The bartender asks "why the log face"?
So my buddy was going down...
On his grandmother, and he told me he realized...
So a goes comes into a bar...no wait it was a horse
So a guy comes into a horse