What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?
Halloumi
What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of a cave?
Camembert
What type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam
Which cheese doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?
All that was left was de-brie
Why did the cheese monger fall over?
He only had one Stilton
How does the cheese monger cut the cheese?
Caerphilly.
What type of cheese can you use to hide a horse?
Mascapone
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