The first man wants to watch horse racing.
The second man wants to watch women's tennis.
The third man wants to watch a childbirth video.
As they each try to grapple for the remote, the channels continue to change.
This is what their neighbours heard:
And they're off!
Uhhh-Uhhh
And a baby is born!
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