BLESSINGS

Charlie was a regular visitor at the racetrack. One afternoon he noticed an
unusual sight. Right before the first race, a Catholic priest visited one of the
horses in the stable area and gave it a blessing. Charlie watched the horse race
very carefully, and sure enough the blessed horse came in first!
Charlie followed the priest before the next race, and again the priest went to
the stables and performed a similar procedure.
Charlie played a hunch and put a couple of dollars on the blessed horse. Sure
enough, the blessed horse came in by two lengths and Charlie won close to fifty
bucks! The priest continued the same procedure through the next few races and
Charlie won each time. He was now ahead $1000 so between races Charlie left the
track and went to the bank and withdraws his life's savings, $20,000.
The biggest race of the day was the last one. Charlie followed the priest and
watched carefully which horse he blessed. He then went to the betting window and
put his whole $21000 bundle of cash on that horse to win. Then Charlie went out
to watch the horses' race. Down the stretch they came and as they crossed the
finish line, the horse Charlie's fortune was bet on fell over and died on the
race track.
Charlie was crushed. He located the priest and told him that he had been
watching him bless the horses all day and they all became winners except the
last horse on which he had bet his life savings.
Charlie then asked, "What happened to the last horse which you blessed? Why
didn't it win like the others?"
"That's the trouble with you Protestants," sighed the priest, "you never can
tell the difference between a blessing and the Last Rites."