Signs You Bought


Signs You Bought a Bad Christmas Tree


Two feet tall, forty feet wide


Salesman's opening line: ''You're not a cop, are you?''


It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers


While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan for a joy ride.


Each branch has ''Duraflame'' printed on it.


Keeps heckling your lame top ten list


It's very small and says ''air freshener'' on it.


Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours.


Some guy named Mujibur puts a crappy Statue of Liberty on top of it


Constantly bragging about its ''trunk size''

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