Governenment Jokes

Governenment Jokes

Castaway: "Final Thoughts"


"Have been here 1,500 days, heard Bush stole e...

rich Mayors


Once there was a meeting for the mayors across...

The Al Gore Story


Good afternoon all. I'm Al Gore, and I'd like ...

X-Files Top Ten Lines Never to Be Heard


10. "The alien is speaking, Agent Mulder....I ...

She's Mine!


A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two...

Security Sign On Car...


"Don't steal, the government doesn't like comp...

bin laden and crabs


What do Bin Laden and crabs have in common?


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Tax Man


A tax official has come to a rural synagogue f...

Crossword


A lady was on a train trying to solve a crossw...

george gets help


One night, G.W. Bush was awakened by George Wa...

License Plate


TRY TO FIGURE IT OUT WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE AN...

Clinton and Bush talk


What did Clinton say to Bush on the way out of...

Chelsea's Letter Home


Dear Mom and Dad:


It has been six months sin...

African Diplomat


An African diplomat was talking to the prim an...

Democrats to Change a Light Bulb


How many Democrats does it take to change a li...

Penn Law


An actual Pennsylvania law;


"If you are dr...

Green, Pink and Yellow


A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal al...

Clinton's Back!


Knock Knock..........


Who's there?


Monica....

Clocks


Hilary Clinton got hit by a bus and went up to...

Arkansas Workers


A fellow stopped at a rural petrol station and...

What To Do?


One morning a local highway department crew re...

Two-Cow Explanation


A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You k...

Free Hair Cuts


A priest went into a Washington D.C. barbersho...

Bad Influences


Airman Jones was aasigned to the induction cen...

Top 10 Titles for Dubya's Biography


10.My Life,Emptier Than the Beer Cans at the B...