Green, Pink and Yellow

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes
right by the border fence. He pulls him out and says, "Sorry,
you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right
now."


The Mexican man pleads with him, "No, noooo, Senor, I must stay
in de USA! Pleeeze!"


The border patrol agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it
hard for him, and says "OK, I'll let you stay if you can use
three English words in a sentence."


The Mexican man of course agrees.


The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The three words are: green,
pink and yellow. Now use them in one sentence."


The Mexican man thinks really hard for about two minutes, then
says, "Hmmm, OK. The phone, it went green, green, green... I
pink it up, and sez yellow?"