A priest went into a Washington D.C. barbershop and got his hair
cut. He then asked how much he owed the barber. "No charge,
Father," the barber said. "I consider it a service to the Lord."
When the barber arrived at his shop the next morning, he found a
dozen small prayer books on the stoop along with a thank you
note from the priest.
A few days later, a police officer came in. "How much do I owe
you?" the cop asked after his haircut. "No charge, officer," the
barber answered. "I consider it a service to my community." The
next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts on the stoop
along with a thank you note from the police officer.
A few days after that, a senator walked in for a haircut. "How
much do I owe you?" he asked. "No charge," the barber replied.
"I consider it a service to my country." The next morning when
he arrived at the shop, the barber found a dozen senators
waiting on the stoop.
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