Airman Jones was aasigned to the induction center where he
advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially
their GI Insurance.
It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones
had a staggeringly high success rate, selling insurance to
nearly 100% of the recruits he advised.
Rather than ask him about this, Captain smith stood at the back
of one of Airman Jones' sales pitch and listened.
Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new
recruits, and then said, "If you are killed and have GI
Insurance, the government has to pay $200,000 to your
beneficiaries. But if you don't have GI Insurance, and get
killed in battle, the government only has to pay a minimum of
$6,000."
"Now", he concluded, "which group do YOU think they are going to
send into battle first?"
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