rich Mayors


Once there was a meeting for the mayors across the U.S, they
had to meet in the Indiana one, so then they met,
and the one from New York was the first one to come, so then
he saw the mansion full of silver ,4 basements down
and 4 floors up with a huge swimming pool , with huge tiles
and he said "wow, how can you have a huge house
with all this stuff? Then he said "you know that bridge over
there"" yes" t "i have 40% of that" oh.
So then, after the other Mayors came and then the New Yorker
said to the Indiana " come to my house for the
next meeting"so then he said "okay, i will"
(next month) Then they had another meeting and then the
Indiana came first and saw everythin gold with a twice
as large swimming pool in the back yard with 4 trampolins and
2 HUGE slides with 5 relaxing chairs and a 5 down
basement , and 5 story high and the house is 4 times the size
. Then he said "how did you get sucha large house"
then he said "you see that bridge?" "yes" 100% in my pocket.

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